Dawn breaks over the lunar landscape,
radiant coppery rays of sunlight pierce the darkness to illuminate a beautiful
monochrome landscape, filled with deep, dark craters, reflecting off the coarse
lunar dust to reveal shadowy figures.
Bulbous gold-coloured domes mask their identities, all of them wearing
the same stark white spacesuit, like some kind of sinister -------
Wait, we’re talking about astronauts aren’t
we?… Well, anyways, blah blah blah, more epic spooky stuff, let’s get to the
point. You can be one of
those astronauts. And, I know what you’re thinking: “But random brochure guy,
I’m just an average Joe! I’m not
qualified for space!” Well, with our
moon-training programme, you can be! In just three weeks, you’ll be ready to go
to the moon! Experience
zero-gravity! Play space golf! How about
leaving footprints that won’t erode? Or
maybe jump twice your normal jumping height?
